Anonymous asked: Is this blog still active? Because it's funny as hell.
Anonymous asked: My friend was recently at work and a customer left her number for him unprompted. What should he do?
Anonymous asked: it's my significant other's anniversary tomorrow - how can i make the sex extra romantic?
If you eat like crap, you’re going to taste like crap. But if you’re...– A rather drunk patron sitting next to me at the bar I went to tonight, who happened to give this nugget of wisdom while warning me about the dangers of sugar, corn syrup, and diabetes.
Anonymous asked: Troll.
It’s like an Eskimo kiss but with your penis.
Anonymous asked: how is babby formed?
Anonymous asked: I'm a gay dude, but that's not really important except to add a joke to the following sentence. I'm a meat eater and I always will be. It's a part of who I am. However, I keep landing people that are vegetarians or (dare I say it) vegans. Should this be a deal breaker or is there a way I can work around this?
Anonymous asked: Would you make an exception for James T. Kirk? What about Batman?
Anonymous asked: What should I listen to during sex?
Anonymous asked: what kind of condoms should i buy? i can't decide if i should get flavored or ribbed or studded or glitter or what
Anonymous asked: What's the best way to seduce an older woman?
Anonymous asked: I'm ace, but my beloved is sexual. I was wondering if you had any advice for ways to keep myself interested during sex?
snarkyleigh asked: best way to perform oral? curious minds want to know!
maxmovinghands asked: yo dude how the fuck do i put on a condom
Also I should mention that you are more than welcome to ask/submit your situation for some advice, I’d love to help. :P (Anon is on.)
Don't know how to proposition the guy you're into?
Invite him over for pie. Put the pie on your body. Yell “use my boobs as a plate!” Have sex.